somni:

(if ur reading this i hope u know ur wanted)

(vía xwavves)

brxkenpetal:

this picture deserves endless notes

(vía xxxerlindaxo)

c0caino:

How do you stop being a fuck up

  • guinness world records man: sir you have done nothing but do pushups from this one spot for 20 years with no rest. what drives you?
  • me, still doing pushups: i wanna push this planet out of the idiot solar system and into the horrifying abyss of the unknown universe and this is the only way I know how
  • world records man, in awe: [drops everything and instantly begins doing pushups next to me]